Pathan ki Zuban
2 PATHAN bank lootne gay par GUN
bhool gay.
Phir bhi bank loot liya.
KESE?
Bank manager bhi PATHAN tha
Bola GUN kal dikha jana
Hum ko zuban ka etbar hy.
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 505 views
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