Santa ko uska suser jota mar rha tha

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko
forward kar diya!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 723 views
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"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

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"I switched cocks," he replied.

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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Agar aap kisi se pyaar

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 admi pathan ko marr raha tha

1 Aadmi Ek Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha,

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Wo Bola

Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K

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