Story of Newton's Laws

Story of Newton's Laws

A cow was walking

Newton stopped it...

It stopped.

He found his first law "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS ITS STOPPED"

He gave a force by kicking the cow...

it gave a sound "MA!"

he then formulated the 2nd law "F= MA"

After sometime the cow gave a kick to Newton,

Then he formulated the 3rd Law...

"EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION"

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