1 suta mujhy b lagwa do

Ak admi ki shadi hui dost se mashwra lya k apni bv ka dil kesy jitun

Dost:Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun

admi ne ja kr aesa hi kiya

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia

Nhi its ok Agr Gold Leaf hy to 1 suta mujhy b lagwa do.

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