Aik sugen ne mamoli
Aik Surgeon Ne Mamoli Operation
K Liey 5 Lakh Fees Mangi
To Mareez Bola:
Sahab Itne Paison Mein To Aik
Nai Car Aa Jae Gi
Surgeon:Wohi To Leni Hai
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