Heere ki terha chamk rhe hain

Sonu- Abe Dekh Mere Daant..
Kaise.. Heere Ki Tarah Chamak Rahe Hai..
Monu- To Mere Kaun Se Kam Hai.
Ek Dum.
Sone Ki Tarah Peele Hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 852 views
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