Kisi kA mObile lo
Duniya kA Sabse Bara Terrorist Hamla..
“Kisi kA mObile lo,
Phone Book & InbOx me ja k ‘Delete all’
kar dO..
Phir uska chehra dekhO
Or
thOra sa Muskura dO..:-D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 735 views
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