Funny Load Shedding Sms in Urdu
The most rommantic country of the world..?
guess!
O yes!!! pakistan u know why?
har raat candle light dinner… =P
Thanks to wapda for Load Shedding :(
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 526 views
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