Pathan Ki Cheque Book Kho Jati Hai, Woh Sochta Hai Ki Bank Ja Kar Bank Manager Ko Bataya Jaye,

Pathan Bank Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bank Manager Ko Bolta Hai.

Pathan: “Sir, Meri Cheque Book Kho Gayi Hai”

Bank Manager: “Saavdhaan Ho Jaao, Koi Bhi Tumhare Cheques Par Sign Kar Sakta Hai”

Pathan: “Ohhh Sir, Main Pagal Nahi Hoon, Mene Pehle Se Hi Saare Cheques Par Sign Kiye Hue The“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views

spell mistake

Khoon se likh diya har diwar pe Uska Naam,
Khoon se likh diya har diwar pe Uska Naam,

Aur fir tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam,


Kyon Kia.

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SPELLING MISTAKE THI

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Be Afraid If You Annoy This Husband

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya. Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena...

Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha...?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum bade ho kr

Teachr: Tum bade ho kar kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi

Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa: DADDY

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mong phali ka dana

Sardion me 10 ka note gir jane ka itna dukh nai hota jitna



mong phali ka dana girne ka hota hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)