Rishta tor dia
SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par
rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
.
Unhone kaha..
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 915 views
Similar Jokes
Father to Son: Sath walon ki larki ko dekh lo,
wo exam mai "First" ayi hai, owr tum..
.
Son: Usi ko tu dekhta tha,
tabhi tu "Supply" ayi hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….
Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.
Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha: Beta kia keh rahay the?
Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banti: uncle, papa ne chini magwai hai
Dukandaar: Aur kya kya kaha hai tumhare papa ne?
Banti: Agar wo mota na de to, sharma uncle ki dukan se le aana.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
Bata teri aakhri khuwaish kya hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Bus Karachi mein 1 khud kush hamla krny do...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Father: If u pass in exams, I'll gift you 1 cycle son: If i fail?
Father: I'll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?
Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girfriend : Agar Tumne mujhe phone nai kiya to mai Roti nai Khaugi
Boyfriend : Sachi Jaan ??
..
..
... ..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Girlfriend : Mai Sirf Ice-cream,Burgar Khakar Gujara Kar Lungi :D :D :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Responses Of Kiss;
American Girl
Kiss Me In front Of Everyone,
Indian Girl
Lets Go In The Corner And Kiss Me
Pakistani Girl: Jaldi Kro,
Light NA AAJAYE..;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady Teacher:- Aaj Tum Late Q
Aaye ??
School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hai phir
dair Q Ki ?? :/
.
.
.
.
Student: Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat
Kiya Karo.. Dost SHAK kartey
Hai.. :O :D :D
teachar Shocked- student Rocked
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Techr:
Jo mery swal ka jwab dy ga usy chuti.!
Pathan ne apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.
Techr:
Ye bag ks ne phenka ha?
Pathan: Main ne
yaa hooo!!!! Chutti..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Main bv me zabrdasat larai k bad bv dua mangti hai:ya Allah agr qasoor in ka hai to in ko maar de aur agr qasoor mera hai to mujhe bewaaah kar de
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)