Two Robbers Were Robbing A Hotel. The Fi

Two Robbers Were Robbing A Hotel. The First One Said, "I Hear Sirens. Jump!"The Second One Said, "But Were On The 13th Floor!"The First One Screamed Back, "This Is No Time To Be Superstitious. "

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 2686 views

once a husband

Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and blessed

him,then he leave,

After a little time he come back. his wife asks him why u come back. he replies "our neighbour have left there dog open"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Girl:Me fail hona chahti hn

Girl:Me fail hona chahti hn

Frnd:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi ne kaha he k 1st ai tou science dilwaen gi

2nd ai tou arts

or

Fail hoi tou shadi kara dn gi...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My Father’s Cheque Book

Teacher: Which Book Help
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STUDENT: My Father’s Cheque
Book

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny Secretary

The beautiful personal secretary came angrily out of boss cabin… One of her friend asked what happened dear…..

Secretary: Boss asked, are you free tonight ?? I said for you I am always free…..and that stupid gave me some pages to type !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patient: Aapne 2-2

Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?

Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein

Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha

Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)