Sau Saal Phle Mjhe Tumse Pyar Tha
Lady Teacher:
Make 1 Sentnce In Vich
All Tenses Past, Presnt & Futre R Includ
Santa:
Sau Saal Phle Mjhe Tumse Pyar Tha
Aaj Bhi Hi Aur Kal Bi Rhega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views
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