Delivery ke waqt
Delivery ke waqt
Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Varna aisa confuse item bana dunga ke
tum dono roage or wo tali bajayegae!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1715 views
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