One Day Dog Dancing Madly
On The Merage Of Lion

Lion Ask:
Y R U Dancing Madly

Dog Said:
I Am Also Lion Before Merrage

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 699 views

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Niddo Piya Karo

1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
K Us Ne Daikha K
1 Sanp Drakht Par Latka Hua Hai…

Sardar:
NIDDO Piya Karo…
Sirf Latakne Se Height Nai Barhti;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khatarnak Bomb

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

A room with double bed

Manager: A room with double bed? But sir you are
alone?
Santa: Yes, It is just that I wish to enjoy the
silence from the other bed

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dukandar Aurat Se

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)