Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se poocha: Ye hath main kia hay?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hay. Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hay maa.

Then Officer to a Pathan Sipahi: Tumharay hath main ye kya hay?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki ammi hay aur hamara khaala hay?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 986 views

The neat trick

A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!

"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.

"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.

Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Radio lekar khet me

Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.

Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?

Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

public toilet

RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yha bethe ho?

RAAZ niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pathan

Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)