Dedicated to All boys:
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“Apki kahani humari zubani”
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Apke pas dimag hai,
chalta ni alag baat hai..
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Aap smart hai,
koi manta nai hai alag baat hai..
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Ap sareef hai,
lagta nai alag baat hai..
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
koi karta nai alag baat hai..
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Apki bezzati ho rahi hai..
Aap phir bhi ye post padhke hass
rahe
hai..
‘kya baat hai’…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 571 views

Yaad Hai Tumhe Wo School Ke Din?

Yaad Hai Tumhe Wo School Ke Din?
Hum Kitna Khelte The,
Baatein Karte The,
Jhagadte The,
Haste The,
Rote The,
Nahi Yaad?
Kaise Yaad Hoga Hum Ek School Mein Kaha Padhte
The.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boss Issues

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Breaking news

Breaking news on geo tv.
Pakistan me load shedding khatam. . . . .
Abi itna suna tha k light chali gai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

How To Impress A Woman:

How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:

Show up naked,

Offer beer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)