Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga

Aik Pathan Cycle Sath Lay Kar Bhaga Ja Raha Tha
Rastay May Kisi Nay Kaha K
Khan Sahib Chay To Petay Jao
Khan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pay Na baith Jata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views
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