Local train

Santa-Mera ghar itna bda he ki usme local train
chlti he.
banta-Bas,sale mera ghar itna bada he ki agar1se
dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti he

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 632 views
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