nai dulhan apney mian sey kahti ha,

nai dulhan apney mian sey kahti ha, mainey do dishen banaaney ka mahaarat haasil ki hai, ek murghi ka salan aur ek gajar ka halway. aaj aap ke liye meiney yeh donon banaai hain.
Mian: bohot khoob. ab yeh batao, inn mein sey murghi ka saalan kaun sa hai aur gajar ka halwa kaun sa?

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