Ghar Par Koi Hai?
Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Ghar Ki Bell Bajayi To Ek Bachha Bahar Aaya, Aadmi Ne Puchha
Aadmi: “Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?”
Bachcha: “Uncle, Papa To Bazar Gaye Hain”
Aadmi: “Chalo Bade Bhai Ko Bula Do”
Bachcha: “Ji Wo Cricket Khelne Gaya Hai”
Aadmi: “Beta Mummy To Hongi Ghar Pe?”
Bachcha: “Ji Wo Kitty Party Mein Gayi Hai”
Aadmi Ka Ab Dimag Kharab Ho Chuka Tha Gusse Mein Aakar Bola
Aadmi: “To Beta Tum Ghar Pe Kyun Baithe Hue Ho Tum Bhi Kahin Chale Jao”
Bachcha: “Ji Main Bhi To Apne Dost Ke Ghar Aaya Hua Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1183 views
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