Ghar Par Koi Hai?

Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Ghar Ki Bell Bajayi To Ek Bachha Bahar Aaya, Aadmi Ne Puchha

Aadmi: “Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?”

Bachcha: “Uncle, Papa To Bazar Gaye Hain”

Aadmi: “Chalo Bade Bhai Ko Bula Do”

Bachcha: “Ji Wo Cricket Khelne Gaya Hai”

Aadmi: “Beta Mummy To Hongi Ghar Pe?”

Bachcha: “Ji Wo Kitty Party Mein Gayi Hai”

Aadmi Ka Ab Dimag Kharab Ho Chuka Tha Gusse Mein Aakar Bola

Aadmi: “To Beta Tum Ghar Pe Kyun Baithe Hue Ho Tum Bhi Kahin Chale Jao”

Bachcha: “Ji Main Bhi To Apne Dost Ke Ghar Aaya Hua Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 583 views
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