Ghar Par Koi Hai?
Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Ghar Ki Bell Bajayi To Ek Bachha Bahar Aaya, Aadmi Ne Puchha
Aadmi: “Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?”
Bachcha: “Uncle, Papa To Bazar Gaye Hain”
Aadmi: “Chalo Bade Bhai Ko Bula Do”
Bachcha: “Ji Wo Cricket Khelne Gaya Hai”
Aadmi: “Beta Mummy To Hongi Ghar Pe?”
Bachcha: “Ji Wo Kitty Party Mein Gayi Hai”
Aadmi Ka Ab Dimag Kharab Ho Chuka Tha Gusse Mein Aakar Bola
Aadmi: “To Beta Tum Ghar Pe Kyun Baithe Hue Ho Tum Bhi Kahin Chale Jao”
Bachcha: “Ji Main Bhi To Apne Dost Ke Ghar Aaya Hua Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1014 views
Similar Jokes
Believe it or not, but its true.
Gandhi went to gym at the age of 24. One of his friend said,"Wah bapu, kya body hai".
Tabhi se bapu ne shirt pehenna chor diya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man in USA sees a dog attacking a lady. He kicks d dog & it dies.
Newspaper report:
"Local hero saves lady from dog"
Man says i'm not American.
Report is changed:
"Foreign hero saves lady from dog"
Man says actually i m Pakistani.
Nextday "Headlines":
"MUSLIM TERRORIST KILLS INNOCENT DOG!" ...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A Boy Was Going With His G.F.
Frnd Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin....
...
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Was Filling A Slambook.
He Didn’t Know The Meaning Of Zodiac Sign.
He Turned The Previous Page & Saw That Somebody Had Written Cancer, So He Wrote Bavasir.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy-
yar,mujhe us ladki se bachao?
Dost- q?
... Boy- jab se maine keh dia hai dil chir k dekh
tera hi
nam hoga?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Saali chaku leke piche pad gayi hai... :P
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly "Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle."
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily "Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle."
A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying "Broccoli, 25p a pound."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howe. ye kase mumkin hai
baqi 3 ganje they
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Was Getting Bitten By
Mosquitoes D Whole Nyt.
He Got So Irritated Dat
He Drank Poison & Said:
Ha Ha! Bite Me Now U Devils, Now All Of U Will Die.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
2009 ki kuch dardnaak STORIES
1 pyasa kawa ur rha tha, achank neche ose pani or
kuch kankr nzr aye, jese hi wo pani me kankr dalne
k lye neche utra khudkush damakha me mara gya
1 kutte ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya,wo pani
me apna aks dekh hi raha tha k na maloom afraad
ne firing kr k halak kr dia
kachwa or khargosh ne race shuru ki, khrgosh k
sotay hi kachwy ne uska Mobile chura lia
Alladin ne chiragh ragra to jin gun point pe us se
sb kuch le gya…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Train mein warning likhi thi :-Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri “Hoshiyaar.”
Santa :-Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh “Ch#t*ye”? =
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)