There is nothing more expensive
There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...
when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.
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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..
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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick
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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)
Don't ever let girl cry......
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 884 views
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