Dil dewana kehta hai
Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
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Graduation to pass karle
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 737 views
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