2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley
2 Pathanon Ko 2 Bomb Miley
1 Pathan: Chal Police Ko De K Ate Hen
2nd Pathan: Agr Koi Bomb Raste Me Phut Gya To?
1 Pathan:Jhoot Bol Denge K 1 Hi Mila Tha..:-D
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