Nikah fees
Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.
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