Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 511 views

Kal schol q nai aye

TEACHER:Kal schol q nai aye tm
STuDeT:Mujeh bird flu ho gya tha
TCHR:ye to parindo ki bimari hy?
STDNT:ap ne mujhy insan chora hi kb hai
roz murga bna deti hAin

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

My father has not worked

Child1: My father has not worked for a day from the last five years. Child2: Why?

Child1: Because he is a night watchman.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A pathan was dancing in his home.

A pathan was dancing in his home.
His wife asked that why is he dancing?
He said that I have taken the syrup (liquid
medicine), but forget to shake it….
Now I’m shaking it

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 chor police se chupta hua

1 Chor, Police Se Chupta Hua 1 Tuti Qabr Me Lait
Gya.
Qareeb Se Kuch Pathan Guzray
To Unho Ne Socha Ke Shayed Log Mayat Par Matti
Dalna Bhool Gaye. Fatta Fatt Matti Dalna Shuru
Kar Di
Chor Bola: “Bachao Bachao”
Pathan: “Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti Daalo Is Par
To Azaab Shuru Ho Gaya Ha..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2

Sardar:
Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2,

SalesMan:
Plain Mein Dikha Doon?

Sardar:
Hawai Jahaz wich Jan di ki Zarurat ay ethe e wakha deh.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)