Paper Se Pehle Ki "DUA"
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!) / 839 views
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