A Memon On His Death Time

A Memon On His Death Time
My Wife Where R U?
Wife: Yes,I M Here
My Sons: My Daughters R U All Here? Yes: Papa
To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre Ka
Pankha Q Khula He?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 634 views
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