Beta ye kaisi machis laaye
Laloo: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.
Funny Son: Kya baat kartay ho papa sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views
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