Laloo: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.

Funny Son: Kya baat kartay ho papa sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views

The Meaning of Dreams

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mam:-Hanumaan Kiska Chhora tha?

Mam:-Hanumaan Kiska Chhora tha?
Student:- Jaat Ka

Mam:-Woh Kaise?

STudent:- Uskay Kaam Jaato walay thay Ladai kisiki , Lugai Kisiki , Poonchh apni Phukwa li.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife: Itni Slow Awaz Me kis Se

Wife: Itni Slow Awaz Me kis Se Baat kar Rahe Ho?

Husband: Bahen se.

Wife: Bahen Se Itni Slow Awaz Me Bolne ki kya Zaroorat Hai?

Husband: Tumhari Jo Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Doctor help me,

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaazsunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)