Funny
1dost:Agr Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To
Sham Tak Me Apni Aadhi Zamee B Nahin Dekh Sakta
2ra dost:Hamare Pas B Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi..:P:P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 692 views
Similar Jokes
Before Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Ek upar ek tum.
After Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Woh kya tera baap upar lalten leke khada hai..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.
Jyotish: Tera Naam Santa Singh Hai?
Santa: Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Ladka Hai?
Santa: ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tune Abhi 10 Kilo Chawal Kharide Hai?
Santa: Haan, Oye Aap To Antaryami Ho
Jyotish: Bete Agli Baar Aana, To Kundli Lana Ration Card Nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Mehnat Karoge To Kuch Banoge
Sant-Teacher Hamra
Gadha To Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana ...;-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Man: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq hai?
Pathan (bohat sochny k bad): Daikh mera bhai, baat hai samjhny wali, ab radio me Aap rotiyan tou nai la skty na.;-)
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
.
Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GOLU:Yaar, mai kuch bhi karta hu to meri biwi beech me
aa jati Hai
MOLU:Yaar,tu car chala kar dekh
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A uni student failed in his final presentation on the basis, "of not giving a logical conclusion"..
He said to teacher :
Sir, I will ask u 3 questions, if u do not answer , u have to give me "A-1Grade".
Q1: What is Legal, but not logical?
Q2: What is logical but not legal?
Q3: What is neither logical nor legal?
Teacher could not answer.
He gave A-1 Grade to him.
After that student answered.
1.Sir, u r 58 yrs old and ur wife is 22 years old. this is legal but not logical.
2.your wife has a 20 yrs old boy friend, it's not legal but not logical.
3.u gave ur wife's lover A-1 Grade,
thats neither logical nor legal.
by Raju (few years ago!)
Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo....
Mere pyaar ke ICON pe
Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam
msg parhne walo ko mera salam
Tea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya kro
fokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife and not her lover?
Santa: Your honour, it`s easier 2 shoot a woman once then shooting one man every week.
by Umair Rahim (few years ago!)