Kal main tumhare ghar gaya tha
Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai
hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 761 views
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