Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe.
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.

Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha? Sardar-sabji..!

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