Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.

Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 806 views

A small boy, his father and father

A small boy, his father and father's friend went to a Restaurant.

Father: waiter, 2 beer & 1 ice cream.

Boy: y daddy ur friend don't like beer ah?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek doctor (wakeel se): Aap ki zara si ghalti aadmi ko

Ek doctor (wakeel se): Aap ki zara si ghalti aadmi ko zameen sey 6 foot ooncha latka sakti hey

Wakeel: Or aap ki zara si ghalti aadmi ko zameen ke 6 foot neechey daba sakti hey

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

teri awaz sunnay ko

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Bird Brains

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mera Driver Marr Gaya

Bad News: Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai,

Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,
Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain, I Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.

Because Ab Main "NEED 4 SPEED Underground" Khelon Ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)