A nerd was walking on campus one day when his
friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny
new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did
you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was
walking along minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice,
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 730 views

Shadi ki taqreeb

Joke: Shadi ki taqreeb mein dulhan ka pehla mangetar bhi bara sajh dhaj ke aaya howa tha .
aik sahib neh poocha :kya dulha aap hain?
jee nahi. mein to Simi final mein ho knock out ho gaya tha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher vs student

Teacher:last semester you were roaming with that girl and thais semester you are roaming with other. What you think of yourself?
Studend:syllabus changed mam.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Dusron ki patni

Santa-Teri Sabse Badi Takat Kya He
Banta-Meri Patni
Santa-Sabse Badi Kamzori ??
Banta-Dusro Ki Patni.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir : Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar :Haan Puchhta Hu
Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aik admi ki biwi

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?


Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book...

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)