A nerd

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his
friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny
new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did
you get such a nice bike?"
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was
walking along minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice,
the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 817 views
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