Churail
Santa: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai, Ladke Mar ke
Bhoot Ban Jate Hain.
Banta: Aur Ladkiyan?
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Santa: Chudail Ki Chudail rahti hai...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1134 views
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