Santa went to see a girl 4 marriage
Santa went to see a girl for marriage
Girls Parents decided to let them be alone to talk
Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Girl: Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 973 views
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