After Eating Fish Santa Don't Drink Water
Why? Because
He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His
Stomach.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 772 views

I Hate Love Story

Chooohy Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori
Dono Milne Lagy Chori Chori.

Chooha Bola OH Gori
Ao Khele Ankh Macholi

Billi Chohy Ko Kha Kr Boli:
I HATE LOVE STORY

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko

Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko Maar Rahy Thay...!!!

Woh Hans Raha Tha..

Farishton Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:

Hum Khudkash Hamle Mein Mara Tha..

Ye Sar Hamara Hai Aur Jism Kisi Aur Ka..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ka challenge

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.
.
Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye
.
Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Friendship among Men & Women

"Friendship among Men"

A woman didnt come home at night

Next day she told her husband

"Mai apni saheli k ghr ruk gai thi"

Man called wife's 10 best friends

None of them knew anything bout it

Now
"Friendship among Men"

A man didnt come home at night

Next day he told his wife
"Mai dost k ghr so gya tha"

Wife called her husband's 10 best friends.

8 of them said, "JI WO RAT MERY PAS HI THA" and 2 claimed,

.
.

"BHABI WO SOYA HUA HAI KAHAIN TO JAGA DU!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar And a Taxi Driver

Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?

Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)