Jyotish ladke ka hath dehknker
Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu, ye
bata paas kab hounga???
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 848 views
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Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3
Mahine Baad Hi. Beta Ho
Gaya.
Santa: "Ye Hamara
Bachha 3 Mahine Baad
Kaise Ho Gaya?
Aur Logo Ka To 9 Mahine
Baad Hota Hai?"
Biwi: "Aaap Bhi Na..Ye
Batao Aapki Shaadi Ko
Kitna Time Hua Hai?"
Santa:"3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Meri Shaadi
Ko?"
Santa: "3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Hamara
Bachcha Kitne Time
Baad Hua?"
Santa: "3 Mahine Baad"
Biwi: "Total Kitne
Months Ho Gaye?"
Santa Khushi Se: "Oh
Shit Yaar, SAMAY Ka
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Janu Mene Tum par
Shak Kiya"
Biwi: Bas kar Pagle ab
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Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News- Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya
Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha
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Reporter: Sardar jee:
agar apki bivi ko jin chimat jaye tu aap kia kro
gey?
Sardar:
Main ki krna ay, galti jin di ay apey pugtey ga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa omllett bna rha tha usne anda toda to anda khali nikla
Snta hairan hokar bola ghorklyug ab murgi b ABORTION krwane lagi he. !!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Bike chala raha tha
Pathan PRAD0 wale se:
Kabi Bike dekha hy?
PRAD0 wala: mJa apna kaam kr
Pathan phr PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola: Kabi Bike
dekha hy?
PRADO wala:
Pagal hy kya meri 40 lakh ki gari or muje Bike se
jala raha hy!
Kuch dair baad PRADO wale ne dekha Bike udhar
pari hy or pathan kahin para hy
PRADO wala: Ye kya hua?
Pathan: Kabi bike dekha hy?
PRADO wala ghusse se bola:
Han dekhi hy bol ab?
Pathan:
Iska BREAK kidhar hota hy?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Kuri:
Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa
aglay din wo larki bhag gai
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A begger meets another begger. A software
engineer meets another software engineer.Both of
them ask the same question to each other.What is
the question ? On Which Platform are you
Working ?
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aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya
uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo
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