USTAD SHAHGARD SE..
ustad:konsa parinda subse tez urhta he?
Boy: Hathi.
ustad: Nalaiq tumhara baap kia karta he?
Boy:taliban commander he.
ustad:shahbash hathi hey sub se teez urhta he.bet jao
by ijaz (few years ago!) / 839 views
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