Camera Man
“Aj Ky Bachay”
Camera Man Studio Mei Chotay Bachay Se:
Meri Traf Deko Beta Es Camere Se Kabootar Niklega
Bacha:
Focus Adjust Kar Beta Jahalat Ki Batain Na Kar
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 806 views
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