8 yrs boy Ladka
8 yrs boy Ladka - "1 bidi ka bundle dena."
Dukandar - "Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga."
Boy - "Nahi Ye mere Chote Bhai ke liye hai Mujhe 1 Paket Willes dedo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 697 views
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