Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?

Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
"Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views

If u Pass in Exams

Father: If u pass in exams, I'll gift you 1 cycle son: If i fail?

Father: I'll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?

Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,

sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A 'Con

A Joke Only For Engineers

Once A 'Constant' n 'e^x'
Were Standing, They Saw
A Derivative Coming From
Aside, Constant Ran Away
Saying 'Derivative' Will Kill
Me,Making Me Zero . The e^x
Said 'HaHaHa' Whether Its
Derivative Or Integral , It
Cannot Change Me,
Derivative Came Near Him
And Said
I m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Urdu me btao

Boy:i love you and i want to mary u.

Girl:bhai urdu me bolo mujhe angrezi nai ati

boy:kuch nai baji dua karo taliban se muzakrat kamiyab ho jaen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Khofnaak waqiya

Khofnaak waqiya

Andheri raat
me aik
sunsaan
sarak
pe
aik
sir
kati
Lash
pari thi..

wahan se aik larka guzar raha tha..jese hi lash k qareeb poncha..buhat khofnaak awazain anay lagaein..larke ne himmat kr k lash ko sedha kia..aik dum uski nazar lash ki bnd mutthi pe pari..
usne wo mutthi kholi tu achanak taiz hawaein chalnay lagi, mutthi me aik kagaz tha jispe likha tha

MUJE MAAF KRDO
Menay hi kaha tha k PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KUM KRDO

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)