Ammi ki khansi
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Hai?
.
Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi,
Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai,
.
.
Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi
Band Ho Jaye Ga
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