When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.

"Is that your grandmother?" I asked.

"Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas."

"How nice," I said. "Where does she live?"

"At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her."

by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 697 views

Ek adami santa se

Ek adami santa se 1 Kg laddu lene aata hai
Adam: Isme to chinti hai
Santa: Aap naaraj na ho, aapko laddo pure 1 Kg dunga, chinti jitana weight extra de dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A pathan for an exam had studied

A pathan for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’,

but in the exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ .

He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver:

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se bag nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar lete aana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dad Will Never Say

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Short Man: Chand toh raat ko

Short Man: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

Funny GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)