Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1007 views
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"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
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Pehchana kon hen ye 4 log???
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Nahi?
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Ye vahi hen jin k bare mein Ammi hamesha kehti hen k.....
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4 log dekhen ge to keya kahen gay Yay
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