Car parking

POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?
SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me
q nahi?
POLICE:kya?
SANTA:sirf do pahiyo ka fark he uncle Aa jayege!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 781 views
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