A sardar prays
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 910 views
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Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"
Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa :I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!
Banta :Dats Great!
What Did She Say?
Santa :Just
Wrong Number!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mana K PAKISTAN Azad Ha,
Our Is Main,
HYDERABAD
FAISALABAD
ISLAMABAD Ha..
Laikin Apnay KARACHI Ki Apni Hi Bat Ha.
Jis Main,
LIAQTABAD
KARIMABAD
NAZIMABAD
QUAIDABAD
GREEBABAD
SHAREEFABAD
AZEEZABAD
HUSSAINABAD
MEHMODABAD Ha…
Our In Sab Ka Baap ABC Ha,
Jis Main HUM Abad Hain..
New Message Ha Taza Taza.
Phenk Do Market Main.
Geo ABC walo’…. :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Mehmano K Anay Se Pehly Agr
Kala Namk Moli K Prathy Aur Chanay Ki Dal Ka
Hlwa Kha K Bethn To Mehman Jaldi Chly Jaty Hain
Or
Dubara Nhi Atay. . .Zubaida Aapa K Khusboo Dar
Totkay ;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Biwi: Wo Samne Shrabi Dekh Rahe Ho?
'5 Saal Pehle Maine Use Shadi K Liye Inkar Kia tha aur Wo AajTak Pee Raha Hai..
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Pati: Baap Re Itni Lambi Celebration
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kash Pyar ka Insurance Hojata
Pyar Karne se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata
Pyar Main Wafa Milito Thik
Warna Bewafa ope Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To
Miljta!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Baap: Dekho Beta Aaj Tumari
Teacher Ki Taraf Se Muze Ek Letter Mila H.
Beta: Aap Befikar Raho,
Mai Mom Ko Nhi Batauga.
Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.?Boy: BCA
Father: Very Good Per Ye BCA Hota kya he.?
Boy: Baap ke Cash pe Aish!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??
Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???
Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl to Fireman: It must have taken so much courage to rescue me as you did!
Fireman: Yeah, I had to knock down 3 other guys who wanted to do it!
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