Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.

Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya to judge ne pagal ko saza sunayi k tum 5 rupay jurmana adda karo ge.

Pagal ne 10 rupay de kar ek thappar judge ko bhi maar diya.

Aur kaha.

"Dono 5..5 rupay le lo.

Mere paas khullay nahi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1724 views

Beemariyan With Songs

Beemariyan With Songs:
1. Jiya Jalay Jaan Jalay = FEVER.
2. Tarap Tarap K Iss Dil Say Aah Nikalti Rahi = HEART ATTACK ..
3. Beri Jalayilay Jigar Say Piya Jigar Main Bari Aag Ha = ACIDITY .
4. Aankho Ki Gustakhyan Maaf Hon. MOTIYA .
5. Tujhay Yaad Na Meri Aayee Kisi Say Ab Kia Kehna = MEMORY LOSS .
6. Man Dolay Mera Tan Dolay = MIRGI .
7. Juda Hoke Bhi, Tu Mujh Main Kahi Baki Hai = LOOSE MOTION .
8. Jhalak Dikhlaja 1 Baar Aja Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaaaaaaaajaaa = QABZ. :D :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu :P

Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge ?

Pappu :- Jee, red light dikhaunga..

Interviewer:- Red light na ho to ...?

Pappu :- Torch dikhaunga..

Interviewer:- Torch na ho to ...?

Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to ...?

Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko bulaunga.

Interviewer:- Wo kyun...? kya wo traino ki takkar rok dega ?
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.
.

Pappu:- Jee nhi,
wo kya h na k usne kabhi 2 traino ki takkar nahi dekhi....P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Papa: Beta, tum fail ho gaye

Papa: Beta, tum fail ho gaye. Mene to kaha tha na ki agar tum 12th pass ho jaogey to mein tumhe motorcycle dilaunga.

Beta: Mujhe pata hai papa.
Papa: phir tu fail kaise ho gaya?
Beta: Mein motorcycle chalana sikh raha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pati Ke Liye Best Ilaaz

Pati Ke Kafi Jyada Beemar Hone Ki Wajah Se Biwi Usko Shahar Ke Top Doctor Ke Pass Le Kar Gayi

Doctor Ne Checkup Karne Ke Baad Patni Ko Kuch Goliya Di Aur Bola

Doctor: “Aapke Pati Ko Aaram Ki Jaroorat Hai, Ye Lijiye Nind Ki Goliya”

Aurat: “Ye Main Unhe Kab Kab Doon?”

Doctor: “Ye Unko Nahi Aapko Leni Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sense

Interviewer
Asked Candidate:

"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"

Candidate Replied:
....
"Five, Sir!!"

Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."

Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......

by dracula (few years ago!)