Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.
Ek pagal ne ek aadmi ko thaper maara.
Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya to judge ne pagal ko saza sunayi k tum 5 rupay jurmana adda karo ge.
Pagal ne 10 rupay de kar ek thappar judge ko bhi maar diya.
Aur kaha.
"Dono 5..5 rupay le lo.
Mere paas khullay nahi hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1681 views
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