Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum

Osama Bin Ladan And Kajol Ki Mulakat Hoi

Osama: Hows Life?
Kajol: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum

Kajol: And Urs?
Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 681 views
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