1 patan ko gadhay ne laat maari
1 patan ko gadhay ne laat maari
pathan ko boht ghussa aaya wo utha or gadhay ko 4
– 5 laaten maar kar bola:
tu kia samjhta hay mein tujh se kam hun.?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 549 views
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