Dekh teri girlfriend ko saanp kaat raha hai
Santa :- Dekh teri girlfriend ko saanp
kaat raha hai…
kuch to kar..
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.
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Banta :- Abe wo kaat nhi rha…
Uska ‘Zeher’ khatam ho gya hai to wo
RECHARGE karwane aaya hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1017 views
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